Sandusky: “You dumbass, now people are going think I’m a bad person!”
Yes america, this counts as breaking news
Omg they found Zenu!
Other headlines considered:
Awkward drudge photo placement of the day
Gee, I wonder why.
Boy, Herman Cain’s wife is really just letting loose, isn’t she?
Currently neck in neck with “Rick Perry stands by controversial statement.”
Does this have something to do with world aids day? I don’t get it
I don’t know what this means, and frankly I don’t want to know